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turkey rhythm
 
 
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

zebra definition
 
 
What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
elephant and rhino
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)

pic & sav
 
 
What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.

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