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pet zebra
 
 
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!

dogs and dem womenfolk
 
 
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!
snakeskin punny
 
 
What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

the octo-cow
 
 
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

An animal that can milk itself!


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