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q:what do you do to an elephant with three ...
 
 
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

charging elephant
 
 
How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

pillar of the community
 
 
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A caterpillar!
cow at cranberry cove
 
 
What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.


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