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snakeskin punny
 
 
What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

elephant physiology
 
 
Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches isn't enough!

yo mama's so hairy
 
 
Yo' mama so hairy, she was walking down the street and the dog pound picked her up!
legless poodle
 
 
What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A spoonge.


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