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chicken on the football field
 
 
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?

Because the umpire called a foul.

man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

guy with frog growing out of his head
 
 
A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head.
"Tell me how it started," says the doctor.
"It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.
flies have wings, why?
 
 
Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.


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