the pig with the wooden leg
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
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The farmer said, 'That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'
'So why does he have a wooden leg?' the tourist asked.
'Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.'
'So,' the tourist asked again, 'why does that pig have a wooden leg?'
'Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!'
just browsing
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
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i feel like chicken tonight
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
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Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
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