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heffahump
 
 
How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!
bubble blowing duckies
 
 

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?"

"I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."

He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?"

"No, I'm Bubbles."

penguin & jfk, jr.
 
 
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They're both cute as hell and can't fly!
kangaphant
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
Giant holes all over Africa!

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