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sheepish
 
 
What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

A pimp!

roadkill logic
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

dino-rific!
 
 
What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

rectum
 
 
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were.

"Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ass!"

"Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum."

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"


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