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cow fun
 
 
What do cows read in the morning?

The daily moos!

for my next trick...
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

beethoven's chicken
 
 
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept saying 'Bach, Bach, Bach...'
blonde nasa engineer
 
 
NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?"

The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink."

Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?"

The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink."

Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission?"

The blonde woman replies, "Ummmmmmm.... Oh yeah, I remember now. 'Feed the pigs - and DON'T TOUCH A GODDAMNED THING!"


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