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thee you in the moth pit
 
 
Why do moths fly with their legs open?

Cause they've got huge mothballs!

bells on cows
 
 
Why do they put bells on cows?

Because their horns don't work!

what came first...
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

fish says, "duuuuude!"
 
 
What does a fish use to get high?

Seaweed!


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