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three dumb hunters
 
 
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

bear and toilet
 
 
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

A: Winnie the Pooh!

osama's spawn
 
 
What did Osama name his last daughter?

Camela - after her mother.

blondes and cow patties
 
 
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.


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