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water on the inside
 
 
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A. K9P

texas transplant
 
 
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.

"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."

They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."

They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"

there she blows
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
fleas
 
 
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: Shall we walk or take a dog?


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