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q:what do you do to an elephant with three ...
 
 
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

frog crossing
 
 
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?

A: It didn't.

huh?
 
 
Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?

He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

nasty eskimo
 
 
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "You blow a seal?"

And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."


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