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doggie no legs
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

ducks or plucks?
 
 
Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.
poof! you're a dog.
 
 
How do you make a cat be a dog?

Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

kangaroo sleepovers
 
 
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, 'These sleepovers are killing me!'

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