Animals jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest. A rabbit walks by and the bear says, 'Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"

'No,' says rabbit.

"That's great!" says bear.

And bear picks up rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. 'Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?' a tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, 'Nope.' As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, 'I thought you said your dog didn't bite!' The old man muttered, 'Ain't my dog.'

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.