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12801 - Joke collection 35 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two ... [read complete]
Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two ... [read complete]
12802 - Joke collection 36 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one t... [read complete]
Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one t... [read complete]
12803 - Joke collection 37 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to rol... [read complete]
Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to rol... [read complete]
12804 - Joke collection 38 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 1,500,000: To conq... [read complete]
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 1,500,000: To conq... [read complete]
12805 - Joke collection 39 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One ... [read complete]
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One ... [read complete]
12806 - Joke collection 40 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ? ... [read complete]
Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ? ... [read complete]
12807 - Joke collection 41 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Hmmm... well... [read complete]
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Hmmm... well... [read complete]
12808 - Joke collection 42 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They're ... [read complete]
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They're ... [read complete]
12809 - Joke collection 43 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a l... [read complete]
Q: How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a l... [read complete]
12810 - Joke collection 44 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb? A: If you know h... [read complete]
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb? A: If you know h... [read complete]
12811 - Joke collection 45 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One ... [read complete]
Q: How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One ... [read complete]
12812 - Joke collection 46 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One if at... [read complete]
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One if at... [read complete]
12813 - Joke collection 47 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. That's wha... [read complete]
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. That's wha... [read complete]
12814 - Joke collection 48 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Hey Bob, t... [read complete]
Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Hey Bob, t... [read complete]
12815 - Joke collection 49 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to ... [read complete]
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to ... [read complete]
12816 - Joke collection 50 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 250,000,000, on... [read complete]
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 250,000,000, on... [read complete]
12817 - Joke collection 51 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "I don't do... [read complete]
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "I don't do... [read complete]
12818 - Joke collection 52 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting does it take to change a lightb... [read complete]
Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting does it take to change a lightb... [read complete]
12819 - Joke collection 53 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 31. T... [read complete]
Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 31. T... [read complete]
12820 - Joke collection 54 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One,... [read complete]
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One,... [read complete]
12821 - Joke collection 55 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three - One to d... [read complete]
Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three - One to d... [read complete]
12822 - Joke collection 56 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Just one, bu... [read complete]
Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Just one, bu... [read complete]
12823 - Joke collection 57 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many members of Marillion does it take to change a light-bulb?" A: Wel... [read complete]
Q: How many members of Marillion does it take to change a light-bulb?" A: Wel... [read complete]
12824 - Joke collection 58 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn't mat... [read complete]
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn't mat... [read complete]
12825 - Joke collection 59 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but he... [read complete]
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but he... [read complete]
12826 - Joke collection 60 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One ... [read complete]
Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One ... [read complete]
12827 - Joke collection 61 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three: ... [read complete]
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three: ... [read complete]
12828 - Joke collection 62 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb? A: 21. 1 to... [read complete]
Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb? A: 21. 1 to... [read complete]
12829 - Joke collection 63 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six. One to hold... [read complete]
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six. One to hold... [read complete]
12830 - Joke collection 64 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many trainspotters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One ... [read complete]
Q: How many trainspotters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One ... [read complete]
12831 - Joke collection 65 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many unix programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one... [read complete]
Q: How many unix programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one... [read complete]
12832 - Joke collection 66 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: "... [read complete]
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: "... [read complete]
12833 - Joke collection 67 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many?... [read complete]
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many?... [read complete]
12834 - Joke collection 68 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: This can ... [read complete]
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: This can ... [read complete]
12835 - Joke collection 69 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: "The us... [read complete]
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: "The us... [read complete]
12836 - Joke collection 70 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many experienced computer users does it take to change a lightbulb ? A... [read complete]
Q: How many experienced computer users does it take to change a lightbulb ? A... [read complete]
12837 - Joke collection 71 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: We don't know... [read complete]
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: We don't know... [read complete]
12838 - Joke collection 72 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 50. 50? Yea... [read complete]
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 50. 50? Yea... [read complete]
12839 - Joke collection 73 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's hard to ... [read complete]
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's hard to ... [read complete]
12840 - Joke collection 74 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, but if h... [read complete]
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, but if h... [read complete]
12841 - Joke collection 75 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Thre... [read complete]
Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Thre... [read complete]
12842 - Joke collection 76 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb? A. None. They ar... [read complete]
Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb? A. None. They ar... [read complete]
12843 - Joke collection 77 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Pi. Two ... [read complete]
Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Pi. Two ... [read complete]
12844 - Joke collection 78 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One post... [read complete]
Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One post... [read complete]
12845 - Joke collection 79 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke? A: Hmm... [read complete]
Q: How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke? A: Hmm... [read complete]
12846 - Joke collection 80 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to giv... [read complete]
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to giv... [read complete]
12847 - Joke collection 81 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - On... [read complete]
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - On... [read complete]
12848 - Joke collection 82 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six--four to s... [read complete]
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six--four to s... [read complete]
12849 - Joke collection 83 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Six. On... [read complete]
Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Six. On... [read complete]
12850 - Joke collection 84 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one... [read complete]
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