JOKE COLLECTION 37 - Light bulb jokes jokes

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JOKE COLLECTION 37
Q:  How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.

Q:  How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A:  50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Q:  How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Q:  How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000"

Q:  How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.

Q:  How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None, they just assimilate the bulb.

Q:  How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
A:  All of them.

Q:  How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.