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12901 - Here's the good news - marriage jokes
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have gre... [read complete]
12902 - You should do that - marriage jokes
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door... [read complete]
12903 - A date starts off badly - marriage jokes
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blin... [read complete]
12904 - Someone really stinks - marriage jokes
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathro... [read complete]
12905 - New college courses - marriage jokes
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the fe... [read complete]
12906 - The wife translations - marriage jokes
The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The ... [read complete]
12907 - Arrested for speeding - marriage jokes
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Mai... [read complete]
12908 - I had to steal the car - marriage jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has be... [read complete]
12909 - Staged drug wedding - marriage jokes
As supposedly reported on CNN: Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a d... [read complete]
12910 - Most damaging food - marriage jokes
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we... [read complete]
12911 - A desperate marriage - marriage jokes
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he... [read complete]
12912 - Crazy with confusion - marriage jokes
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "... [read complete]
12913 - Have times changed? - marriage jokes
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since ... [read complete]
12914 - What will they think? - marriage jokes
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. ... [read complete]
12915 - Marriage studies find - marriage jokes
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of m... [read complete]
12916 - Revenge by marriage - marriage jokes
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a ... [read complete]
12917 - A kid's views on love - marriage jokes
What Exactly Is Marriage? "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don... [read complete]
12918 - Some practical jokes - marriage jokes
Smaller or larger tuxedo A friend got married and I, being the best man, dec... [read complete]
12919 - Government cost cut - marriage jokes
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husb... [read complete]
12920 - The very jealous wife - marriage jokes
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night an... [read complete]
12921 - Saving your marriage - marriage jokes
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little peb... [read complete]
12922 - Why take a chance? - marriage jokes
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. I... [read complete]
12923 - There is a big crowd - marriage jokes
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people o... [read complete]
12924 - The way you say it - marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said ... [read complete]
12925 - Flying in the plane - marriage jokes
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been marrie... [read complete]
12926 - Going to the office - marriage jokes
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife -... [read complete]
12927 - Finding perfect men - marriage jokes
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfec... [read complete]
12928 - Getting into fights - marriage jokes
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An... [read complete]
12929 - Have long marriages - marriage jokes
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go t... [read complete]
12930 - Gift for a birthday - marriage jokes
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him th... [read complete]
12931 - Getting into fights - marriage jokes
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they h... [read complete]
12932 - Wife was mad at me - marriage jokes
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the ... [read complete]
12933 - Subjects for a date - marriage jokes
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk abo... [read complete]
12934 - Equal positive integers - math jokes
Theorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for ... [read complete]
12935 - Three is equal to four - math jokes
Theorem: 3=4 Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a... [read complete]
12936 - Dollars equal ten cents - math jokes
Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent Proof: We know that $1 = 100 cents Divide both sides by... [read complete]
12937 - One plus one are two - math jokes
Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2 Proof: n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2) n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0 (n ... [read complete]
12938 - All numbers are equal - math jokes
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = ... [read complete]
12939 - Log negative one zero - math jokes
Theorem: log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand: ... [read complete]
12940 - One equal to one half - math jokes
Theorem: 1 = 1/2: Proof: We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5... [read complete]
12941 - Numbers equal zero - math jokes
Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero. Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then a = b ... [read complete]
12942 - Dollars equal cents - math jokes
Theorem: 1$ = 1c. Proof: And another that gives you a sense of money disappea... [read complete]
12943 - N equals N plus one - math jokes
Theorem: n=n+1 Proof: (n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1 Bring 2n+1 to the left: (n+1)... [read complete]
12944 - Four is equal to five - math jokes
Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 -... [read complete]
12945 - One is negative one - math jokes
Theorem: 1 = -1 Proof: 1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^... [read complete]
12946 - Proof E equal to one - math jokes
Theorem: e=1 Proof: 2*e = f 2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) e^(2*pi*i) = 1 ... [read complete]
12947 - Crocodile is longer - math jokes
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma 1. The crocodile is... [read complete]
12948 - Math is turning bad - math jokes
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as ... [read complete]
12949 - Two plus two is five - math jokes
"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the hal... [read complete]
12950 - Story about infinity - math jokes
A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneer... [read complete]
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