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13201 - Thoughts and quotes - parent jokes
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Wor... [read complete]
13202 - Out of food supplies - parent jokes
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-... [read complete]
13203 - Fathers then & now - parent jokes
Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 190... [read complete]
13204 - Mom would never say - parent jokes
Things Mom Would Never Say "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far b... [read complete]
13205 - My wife is pregnant - parent jokes
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contra... [read complete]
13206 - Great first parent - parent jokes
The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you c... [read complete]
13207 - Have a first child - parent jokes
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregn... [read complete]
13208 - Pass out in shock - parent jokes
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the ... [read complete]
13209 - The pre-birth class - parent jokes
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth clas... [read complete]
13210 - Expert on parenting - parent jokes
The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her ... [read complete]
13211 - Travel on the plane - parent jokes
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told h... [read complete]
13212 - Shopping for goods - parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a pr... [read complete]
13213 - Kids tough question - parent jokes
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a q... [read complete]
13214 - Adults have learned - parent jokes
Great truths about life that adults have learned Raising teenagers is like ... [read complete]
13215 - We have new babies - parent jokes
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the b... [read complete]
13216 - Go to the hospital - parent jokes
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while the... [read complete]
13217 - Naming your child - parent jokes
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were d... [read complete]
13218 - Delivering a baby - parent jokes
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so f... [read complete]
13219 - Guests for dinner - parent jokes
The following is a true story. There was this little kid who had a bad habit ... [read complete]
13220 - Woman is on a bus - parent jokes
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest... [read complete]
13221 - Grocery shopping - parent jokes
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her... [read complete]
13222 - Mothers taught us - parent jokes
Things My Mother Taught Me My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that ... [read complete]
13223 - At the public pool - parent jokes
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the poo... [read complete]
13224 - Defining teenagers - parent jokes
A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forge... [read complete]
13225 - Dad will never say - parent jokes
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm l... [read complete]
13226 - Household physics - parent jokes
Laws of Household Physics Ever notice that the laws of household physics are ... [read complete]
13227 - New family driver - parent jokes
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out... [read complete]
13228 - Mom's new recipe - parent jokes
Mom's Brownies Recipe Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. M... [read complete]
13229 - You want children? - parent jokes
Are You Ready for Children? Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and cu... [read complete]
13230 - Evolution of Mom - parent jokes
The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also... [read complete]
13231 - Newest son-in-law - parent jokes
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love ... [read complete]
13232 - Parents evolution - parent jokes
My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experien... [read complete]
13233 - Where you reside - parent jokes
...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a... [read complete]
13234 - Term dictionary - parent jokes
Parent's Dictionary of Meanings DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would ca... [read complete]
13235 - Child sent to bed - parent jokes
A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." ... [read complete]
13236 - Signs You're a Mom - parent jokes
You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming ... [read complete]
13237 - What Mom Taught Me - parent jokes
My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, ... [read complete]
13238 - Don't say this to a cop - police jokes
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't rea... [read complete]
13239 - Swerve to avoid a box - police jokes
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a t... [read complete]
13240 - Looking into their eyes - police jokes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.... [read complete]
13241 - Dealing with criminals - police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and w... [read complete]
13242 - Partner takes vacation - police jokes
Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation 9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn... [read complete]
13243 - New person in prison - police jokes
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resi... [read complete]
13244 - Wife helps out the cop - police jokes
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes pl... [read complete]
13245 - Catching the shoplifter - police jokes
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive ... [read complete]
13246 - He's drunk at the bar - police jokes
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possi... [read complete]
13247 - Getting a new deputy - police jokes
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly th... [read complete]
13248 - Working in the garden - police jokes
A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plan... [read complete]
13249 - Catch a drunk driver - police jokes
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of... [read complete]
13250 - Prison vs. a housewife - police jokes
In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square ... [read complete]
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