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13251 - Lost far from a home - police jokes
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris ... [read complete]
13252 - Getting in an accident - police jokes
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a hea... [read complete]
13253 - Dealing with a juggler - police jokes
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What ar... [read complete]
13254 - Should have glasses - police jokes
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says her... [read complete]
13255 - The reason for running - police jokes
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually in... [read complete]
13256 - Rookie is on the job - police jokes
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an exper... [read complete]
13257 - Try to catch the rabbit - police jokes
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying... [read complete]
13258 - He is extremely drunk - police jokes
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically th... [read complete]
13259 - A prisoner with skills - police jokes
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got alon... [read complete]
13260 - A test for being drunk - police jokes
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the l... [read complete]
13261 - Breaking into a house - police jokes
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had br... [read complete]
13262 - Go give us a donation - police jokes
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they ... [read complete]
13263 - Time for the wedding - police jokes
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But o... [read complete]
13264 - Prison vs. full-time job - police jokes
Prison life versus a full-time job In prison you spend the majority of your t... [read complete]
13265 - Where is your wife? - police jokes
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do yo... [read complete]
13266 - How fast was I going? - police jokes
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong,... [read complete]
13267 - Undercover detective - police jokes
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercov... [read complete]
13268 - Judge has some fun - police jokes
A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One d... [read complete]
13269 - Excuse for speeding - police jokes
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driv... [read complete]
13270 - Warning all shoplifters - police jokes
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whi... [read complete]
13271 - Choose a punishment - police jokes
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "Wha... [read complete]
13272 - Request before death - police jokes
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have yo... [read complete]
13273 - Very stupid robbers - police jokes
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" ... [read complete]
13274 - Chatting on the plane - police jokes
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation... [read complete]
13275 - The new CIA agents - police jokes
Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. The... [read complete]
13276 - Purchasing the brain - police jokes
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the... [read complete]
13277 - Policemen in Heaven - police jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven... [read complete]
13278 - Charged for speeding - police jokes
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars... [read complete]
13279 - Make a last request - police jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down... [read complete]
13280 - Don't arrest the judge - police jokes
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was am... [read complete]
13281 - Lawyers get robbed - police jokes
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While seve... [read complete]
13282 - Debate the stop sign - police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot... [read complete]
13283 - Police chief hates you - police jokes
Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You 10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.... [read complete]
13284 - Steal from this family - police jokes
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.... [read complete]
13285 - Visiting kindergarten - police jokes
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police s... [read complete]
13286 - Robber met animals - police jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoe... [read complete]
13287 - The woman is on fire - police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even thoug... [read complete]
13288 - The highly-skilled fly - police jokes
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For... [read complete]
13289 - A story behind a gun - police jokes
Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newe... [read complete]
13290 - You're in big trouble - police jokes
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window ... [read complete]
13291 - Try to spell that name - police jokes
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed l... [read complete]
13292 - Some stupid truckers - police jokes
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an o... [read complete]
13293 - Please show the I.D. - police jokes
The following supposedly a true story. This guy walked into a little corner s... [read complete]
13294 - Stupid drunk blonde - police jokes
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've s... [read complete]
13295 - Watching for suicide - police jokes
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if... [read complete]
13296 - Strange name for cats - police jokes
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark o... [read complete]
13297 - Knitting and driving - police jokes
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up b... [read complete]
13298 - Criminal steals lumber - police jokes
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional ... [read complete]
13299 - Testing a new recruit - police jokes
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What ... [read complete]
13300 - He's a drunk driver - police jokes
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop ... [read complete]
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