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13601 - Easy to write home - school jokes
Dear Parent(s), Date: I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most... [read complete]
13602 - Students miss a final - school jokes
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by profes... [read complete]
13603 - Might be a student - school jokes
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college stude... [read complete]
13604 - Prayer before finals - school jokes
Now I Lay Me Down to Study, I Pray the Lord I Won't Go Nutty. If I Should Fa... [read complete]
13605 - Do anything to pass - school jokes
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hal... [read complete]
13606 - Grade change form - school jokes
To: Professor _______________ From: ____________________ I think my grade in... [read complete]
13607 - History research - school jokes
Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor su... [read complete]
13608 - Tell who I am - school jokes
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local ... [read complete]
13609 - Parent's Terrors - school jokes
Dear Mother and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. ... [read complete]
13610 - Great School Humor - school jokes
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go... [read complete]
13611 - Newest Discovery - school jokes
By R. J. Heathorn (* PUNCH, May 9, 1962) A new aid to rapid--almost magical--... [read complete]
13612 - Philosophy Exam - school jokes
(True story) A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first exa... [read complete]
13613 - Kids' Perspective - school jokes
Kids' Views on School A little girl had just finished her first week of schoo... [read complete]
13614 - Student Proverbs - school jokes
A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child... [read complete]
13615 - Mathematics Problem - school jokes
Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list t... [read complete]
13616 - College Writing - school jokes
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that h... [read complete]
13617 - Geography Class - school jokes
Teacher: What is the axis of the earth? Student: The axis of the earth is an ... [read complete]
13618 - Public Speaking - school jokes
Recently our speaker had to discontinue several of his long talks on account ... [read complete]
13619 - College Prayers - school jokes
O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy... [read complete]
13620 - Discussing Grades - school jokes
A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. "What's... [read complete]
13621 - Sweep the floors - school jokes
Your first job will be to sweep the floor. But I'm a college student the youn... [read complete]
13622 - A geologist's song 01 - science jokes
The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Come all ye lads a... [read complete]
13623 - A geologist's song 02 - science jokes
Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Refrain: Alas for th... [read complete]
13624 - A geologist's song 03 - science jokes
The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman (melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly ... [read complete]
13625 - A geologist's song 04 - science jokes
Newfoundland, My Newfoundland (Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by Bre... [read complete]
13626 - A geologist's song 05 - science jokes
Graptolites (Melody: Danny Boy) by Brenna Lorenz Oh, graptolites - Your st... [read complete]
13627 - A geologist's song 06 - science jokes
The geology poem Ode to Olivine in Thin Section, a poem by Brenna Lorenz In... [read complete]
13628 - Geology word plays - science jokes
Several short geology plays on words Okay, if you are a real geologist, you p... [read complete]
13629 - Dedicated geologists - science jokes
Total immersion geologists Total immersion geologists: Are you totally obsess... [read complete]
13630 - Asked in science class - science jokes
REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES Are the rivers flowing up the mountai... [read complete]
13631 - Earth science answers - science jokes
REAL ANSWERS FROM EARTH SCIENCE EXAMS The terrestrial planets are much larger... [read complete]
13632 - Rhymes in chemistry - science jokes
CHEMISTRY RHYMES Old Man Stokes Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine Who liv... [read complete]
13633 - Real chemistry names - science jokes
REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE Gold J. of North Carolina Silver J. of N... [read complete]
13634 - Jokes of science 01 - science jokes
At the physics exam: 'Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examp... [read complete]
13635 - Jokes of science 02 - science jokes
The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, wavin... [read complete]
13636 - Jokes of science 03 - science jokes
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. Why did ... [read complete]
13637 - The chemist's recipe - science jokes
THE CHEMIST'S RECIPIE FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES The following recipie for ch... [read complete]
13638 - Chem one-liners 01 - science jokes
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the s... [read complete]
13639 - Chem one-liners 02 - science jokes
Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one... [read complete]
13640 - Chem one-liners 03 - science jokes
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium an... [read complete]
13641 - Chem one-liners 04 - science jokes
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?A: Methylated Spirits! Q: Ho... [read complete]
13642 - The alcohol trouble - science jokes
During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcoh... [read complete]
13643 - Chemistry is boring - science jokes
IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN. October 9, 1995 A scientist ha... [read complete]
13644 - Question is too easy - science jokes
ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one q... [read complete]
13645 - Nail in experiment - science jokes
DURING my freshman biology class at North High School in Springfield, Ohio, o... [read complete]
13646 - Very dangerous mix - science jokes
This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female stude... [read complete]
13647 - Fight against CO2 - science jokes
Isn't it time we required universal Federal licensing for use of Alka Seltzer... [read complete]
13648 - Good to be chemist - science jokes
REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST - All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want... [read complete]
13649 - Chemist's last words - science jokes
The last words of a chemist: 1. And now the tasting test. 2. May that become ... [read complete]
13650 - A man and his wife - science jokes
Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband ... [read complete]
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