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13651 - Play on the words - science jokes
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?" "I put in disorder a l... [read complete]
13652 - The day of the final - science jokes
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one... [read complete]
13653 - Thrown out of the lab - science jokes
Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab 10. Pretend an electron got s... [read complete]
13654 - The Cesium song 01 - science jokes
Oh Cesium (Tune, Oh Christmas tree) Oh Cesium, oh Cesium, Thy spectrum doth ... [read complete]
13655 - The Cesium song 02 - science jokes
I Wish I had a Pound Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium. Oh I wish I had a po... [read complete]
13656 - The Cesium song 03 - science jokes
Cesium Cesium, 'tis of thee, Thy 'positivity, Of thee I sing. Thou whose hyd... [read complete]
13657 - The Cesium song 04 - science jokes
Cesium the Beautiful Oh beautiful for blue of skies, Among thy spectral line... [read complete]
13658 - The Cesium song 05 - science jokes
Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night) (Tune, Blackbird) Cesium burning in th... [read complete]
13659 - The Cesium song 06 - science jokes
Why Don't We Mix Up the Two (Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..." with apologie... [read complete]
13660 - The Cesium song 07 - science jokes
Yesterday, I had Cesium with which to play. Now all my fingers have been blow... [read complete]
13661 - The Cesium song 08 - science jokes
'Lectropositive Mama (tune, Lady Madonna) 'Letropositive mama, Cesium on you... [read complete]
13662 - The Cesium song 09 - science jokes
It's So Easy (Tune, It's so Easy) It's with Cesium I'm in love! It's with Ce... [read complete]
13663 - The Cesium song 10 - science jokes
Cesium (All through the Night) (Tune, Fever) (1) Never know how much I need ... [read complete]
13664 - The Cesium song 11 - science jokes
Cesium Glows (Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young) Cesium glows, but you better... [read complete]
13665 - The Cesium song 12 - science jokes
Seventy Six Neutrons (Tune, Seventy Six Trombones) Seventy six lithe neutron... [read complete]
13666 - The Cesium song 13 - science jokes
Cesium's Strange (Tune, People are strange - The Doors) Cesium's strange, wh... [read complete]
13667 - Song of the elements - science jokes
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, And hydrogen and oxygen and ni... [read complete]
13668 - Chemist's fast prayer - science jokes
Chemist's fast prayer: Dear Lord, if I mix sodium with concentrated HNO3, and add to it Plutonium, would you take care of me?
13669 - Chemistry song 01 - science jokes
Chemistry Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, The lab was quite stil... [read complete]
13670 - Chemistry song 02 - science jokes
The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not h... [read complete]
13671 - Chemistry song 03 - science jokes
I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate I'm dreaming of a white precipitate just... [read complete]
13672 - Chemistry song 04 - science jokes
Silent Labs Silent labs, difficult labs All with math, all with graphs Obser... [read complete]
13673 - Chemistry song 05 - science jokes
Deck the Labs Deck the labs with rubber tubing Fa la la la la, la la la la. ... [read complete]
13674 - Chemistry song 06 - science jokes
The Twelve Days of Chemistry On the first day of chemistry My teacher gave t... [read complete]
13675 - Chemistry song 07 - science jokes
Quantum Chemistry On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An... [read complete]
13676 - Chemistry song 08 - science jokes
Test Tubes Bubbling (to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire") Te... [read complete]
13677 - Chemistry song 09 - science jokes
O Little Melting Particle (to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem") Para... [read complete]
13678 - Chemistry song 10 - science jokes
We Wish You a Happy Halogen We wish you a happy halogen We wish you a happy ... [read complete]
13679 - Chemistry song 11 - science jokes
Chemistry Wonderland Gases explode, are you listenin' In your rest tube, sil... [read complete]
13680 - Chemistry song 12 - science jokes
I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine un... [read complete]
13681 - Chemistry song 13 - science jokes
O Come All Ye Gases O Come all yea gases diatomic wonders O come yea, o come... [read complete]
13682 - Chemistry song 14 - science jokes
We Three Students Of Chemistry Are We three students of chemistry are taking... [read complete]
13683 - Chemistry song 15 - science jokes
Iron the Red Atom Molecule (to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer") ... [read complete]
13684 - Chemistry song 16 - science jokes
Lab Reports (to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Dashing through the lab with a t... [read complete]
13685 - Chemistry song 17 - science jokes
Silver Nitrate (to the tune of "Silver Bells") Silver nitrate, silver nitrat... [read complete]
13686 - Scientific Dictionary - science jokes
THE LAST WORD The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary Activation Energy: The usefu... [read complete]
13687 - Dihydrogen monoxide - science jokes
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER Dihydrogen monoxide is colorle... [read complete]
13688 - The biology song 01 - science jokes
Biology Christmas THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE (or A Visit From Citrate) Twas th... [read complete]
13689 - The biology song 02 - science jokes
To the tune of "Send in the Clowns" So this is it, A few bases to go, I've t... [read complete]
13690 - The biology song 03 - science jokes
ODE TO A CLONE By John Scalzi (This originally appeared in America Online's ... [read complete]
13691 - The biology song 04 - science jokes
A Mad Scientist Christmas Twas the night before Christmas and all thru my ho... [read complete]
13692 - The biology song 05 - science jokes
Hark! The Streptococcus Brings (Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing") Ha... [read complete]
13693 - The biology song 06 - science jokes
O Humid Night (Melody: "O Holy Night") O Humid Night Anopheline mosquitoes A... [read complete]
13694 - The biology song 07 - science jokes
Away in a Test Tube (Melody: "Away in a Manger") Away in a test tube My plag... [read complete]
13695 - Biologist experiment - science jokes
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was me... [read complete]
13696 - Blondes to the moon - science jokes
At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to... [read complete]
13697 - The astronomy jokes - science jokes
NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn't accept any commands. They ... [read complete]
13698 - Go investigate Mir - science jokes
After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons ... [read complete]
13699 - Administratrium found - science jokes
Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to sci... [read complete]
13700 - Science one-liners - science jokes
Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23 If you're not part of the solution, ... [read complete]
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