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Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23


If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate


(Picture of Einstein in a police uniform with caption): 186,000 miles per second.  It's not just a good idea, it's the law.


Feathers are light.
The sun gives off light.
Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.