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1551 - Eagles and Weasels - Animals
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
1552 - Pet Zebra - Animals
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot!
1553 - Shop At WalRusMart - Animals
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? ... [read complete]
1554 - Don't Got Milk? - Animals
What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milkdud!
1555 - Join the Club - Animals
A baby seal walks into a club. I'll repeat my... [read complete]
1556 - Gorilla Boogies - Animals
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers!
1557 - Trapped Inside a Whale - Animals
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? ... [read complete]
1558 - Shoulda Said - Animals
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriev... [read complete]
1559 - Stumpy Legged Pink Dog - Animals
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash th... [read complete]
1560 - Trap A Polar Bear - Animals
Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: You cut ... [read complete]
1561 - You So Stupid - Insults
You so stupid, your mother told you to take the t... [read complete]
1562 - Yo mama's so poor - Insults
Your mama is so poor she does her homework on an Etch-a-Sketch.
1563 - Yo mama's...Door - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit through the door ... [read complete]
1564 - Kurt Co-brain - Insults
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him!
1565 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, she goes to the beach and the cats try to bury her!
1566 - We Cause Blindness - Insults
How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her!
1567 - Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly - Insults
1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw... [read complete]
1568 - Yo mama's so Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test!
1569 - Sell Your Ugly Body - Insults
You're so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies.
1570 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, they used her face to make animal crackers!
1571 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she can't afford to go window shopping!
1572 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she has to wear snowshoes on dry land!
1573 - Borschtbelt Zinger - Insults
You're so fat, when you sit around the house you ... [read complete]
1574 - Yo Ain't Got No Mama - Insults
You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
1575 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought a cell phone was something in prison!
1576 - My Wife at the Zoo - Insults
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the othe... [read complete]
1577 - How Smart is Zach? - Insults
I saw your dad walking down the street the other ... [read complete]
1578 - Why Do Men Float? - Insults
Why do men float better than women? Because they're scum.
1579 - Conversation - Insults
This is an A B conversation, so you can C your way out of it.
1580 - Harley-Hoover - Insults
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoov... [read complete]
1581 - Your family is so poor... - Insults
Your family is so poor, when they went to the par... [read complete]
1582 - Yo mama's so short... - Insults
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
1583 - Yo mama's so fat... - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside and got stuck.
1584 - Yo mama's so fat... - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it... [read complete]
1585 - Yo mama's so poor ... - Insults
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
1586 - Yo mama's so fat... - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out.
1587 - What's the difference between a sports car and ... - Insults
What's the difference between a sports car and a ... [read complete]
1588 - Yo mama is so stupid... - Insults
Yo mama is so stupid she thought spitball was a sport.
1589 - Swimmimg...it's not a sport... - Insults
Swimmimg...it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
1590 - Yo mama so ugly... - Insults
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to ... [read complete]
1591 - Yo mama's so poor... - Insults
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
1592 - Yo mama's so fat... - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.
1593 - A redneck taped paper to his television... - Insults
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. ... [read complete]
1594 - You might be a redneck if... - Insults
You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale
1595 - Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ... - Insults
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a... [read complete]
1596 - The only difference between your face and a ... - Insults
The only difference between your face and a bag of crap is the bag.
1597 - Yo mama's so dumb... - Insults
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
1598 - Yo mama's so fat... - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
1599 - You're so stupid, you sleep with... - Insults
You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape... [read complete]
1600 - Yo mama so ugly... - Insults
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.
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