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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE NET WHEN
1) All of your friends have @ in their names   

2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a  modem 

3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't  come to bed.   

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.   

5) You start tilting  your head to smile :-) 

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box   

7) You find yourself typing com after every period   

8) You start introducing your self as  'Jon@internet.com'