POOR COUPLE
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, 'I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, 'I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'
The woman replied, 'Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'
The man replied, 'No, I'm turning the heat off.'