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STRING THEORY
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer.  The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends.  A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer.  The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." 

So the string goes back to his table.  Then he gets an idea.  He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair.  Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. 

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says,  "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."