UNCLE JOHNNY
One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class.
One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
The second boy said, "Don't judge a book by it's cover."
Then Adam came in with a broken jaw and black eyes and said, "I asked my Uncle Johnny for a moral and he told me to shut up. I told him he had to help me because it was homework." The teacher said, "What is the moral, Johnny?"
"DON'T MESS WITH UNCLE JOHNNY WHEN HE'S DRINKING!!!'
One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class.
One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
The second boy said, "Don't judge a book by it's cover."
Then Adam came in with a broken jaw and black eyes and said, "I asked my Uncle Johnny for a moral and he told me to shut up. I told him he had to help me because it was homework." The teacher said, "What is the moral, Johnny?"
"DON'T MESS WITH UNCLE JOHNNY WHEN HE'S DRINKING!!!'