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BUSH IS A PUPPET?
President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind.

He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit, capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief.  And I say to those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and froze.  He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them again...?"