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BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 119
Johnson's Corollary:  Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.

Kramer's Law:  You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Larkinson's Law:  All laws are basically false.

The Last One's Law Of Program Generators:  A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.

Law Of The Perversity of Nature:  You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

The Law Of The Too Solid Goof:  In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correct beyond all need of checking contain the errors.  Corollary 1: No one you ask for help will see the error either.  Corollary 2: Any nagging intruder, who stops by with unsought advice, will spot it immediately.

Robert E. Lee's Truce:  Judgement comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgement.