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BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 120
Lieberman's Law:  Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, because nobody listens.

Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:  'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks.

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:  After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Lynch's Law:  When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Manly's Maxim:  Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Mason's First Law of Synergism:  The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

May's Law:  The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control.  (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)