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BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 124
Rhode's Corollary To Hoare's Law:  Inside every complex and unworkable program is a useful routine struggling to be free.

Ross's Law:  Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upwars from the floor-especially in the dark.

Rudin's Law:  In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course.

Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle:  Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.

Rule Of Accuracy:  When working toward the solution of a problem it always helps you to know the answer.

Ryan's Law:  Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Sattinger's Law:  It works better if you plug it in.