DISARMING THE GUARD
Lem: 'I got fired from my job as a bank guard.'
Lem: 'I got fired from my job as a bank guard.'
Clem: 'That's awful. What happened?'
Lem: 'Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.'
Clem: 'What did thief do then?'
Lem: 'He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!'