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WHERE'S THE P?
A little boy was in school, he raised his hand and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom.

The teacher said,  "First you have to say your abc's."

So the kid says, "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz."

The teacher says, "You forgot the P. Where's the P." 

And the boy says, "running down my leg."