FAMOUS PEOPLE AND CHICKENS
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Plato: for the greater good.
• Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability.
• Douglass Adams: 42
• Oliver North: National security was at stake.
• Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees
• Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain.
• Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it.
• Ronald Regan: I forget.
• Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason.
• Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated.
• Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too