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ANSWERING MESSAGE 03
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?  They go on and on, wasting your time.  I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."  That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short.  I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...