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ANSWERING MESSAGE 124
(Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice:) I'm pinned down and can't come to the phone right now, and Bob's handling supporting fire!  Leave your name and number, and a message!  We'll get back to you as soon...  FIRE IN THE HOLE! (BOOM!)  We'll get back to you as soon as the air cover napalms the place!