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ANSWERING MESSAGE 144
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone.  If you're from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message.