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ANSWERING MESSAGE 156
Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE!  When I get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a call.  If I haven't ALREADY COME OVER, that is.  (Coughing loony laughter.)