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ANSWERING MESSAGE 18
Machine voice: Hello.  This is HAL 5.  You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.  I have taken over the functions of this inferior being.  He has been saved to disk. If you would like to leave input for his file, do so at the tone.