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ANSWERING MESSAGE 19
(MacIntosh Plus with MacIntalk program:)  Hello, it's obvious you have bad timing, because nobody is home.  Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible.