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ANSWERING MESSAGE 24
Computer generated voices:

1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.

2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!

1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!  If you like, you can leave your name and telephone number...

2: ...and a message!  You forgot about the message!

1: Right.  Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back.

2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!