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ANSWERING MESSAGE 245
(Bad imitations:)

Picard:  Assume standard orbit, Mr. LaForge.  Sensor readings, Lieutenant?

Worf:  Scanning, Captain...  Strange...  No life-forms.

Picard:  Recommendations, Mr. Data?

Data:  Intriguing, Captain.  Perhaps we should simply leave a message.