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ANSWERING MESSAGE 246
(Borg voice:)  WE ARE BORG.  RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.  YOUR PHONE CALL, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS NOW OVER.  YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE ASSIMILATED AT THE BEEP.  But we're not home right now.  So leave a message and we'll assimilate you later.