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ANSWERING MESSAGE 249
Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.  Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone.  Keep your hands, feet, extremities, and obscenities inside the car at all times.  Enjoy your ride.