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ANSWERING MESSAGE 29
Thank you for calling 217-2962.  If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now.  If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now.  If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now.  All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system.