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ANSWERING MESSAGE 40
Richard Nixon voice: Hi...  Uh, some people say I sound like Richard Nixon...  I BEG your pardon!  Uh...  Everyone's out right now, so I'm uh...  Covering up for them.  Please leave your name, number and message promptly at the beep...  I don't want to get blamed for any gaps on this tape.  OK machine, you can beep now...  Come on you, BEEP.