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ROBERT SCHMIDT 01
I planted some bird seed.  A bird came up.  Now I don't know what to feed it.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate.  Then I took it to a potluck.  I stood in line for some cake.  They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?"  I said, "Yes".

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat.  So I looked closer. It was made of grass.

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday.  She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.  But I only nibble on it.  I make the holes bigger.

I had amnesia once or twice.

I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.

I rented a lottery ticket.  I won a million dollars.  But I had to give it back.

I got a chain letter by FAX.  It's very simple.  You just FAX a dollar bill to everybody on the list.