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FORTUNE COOKIE MISTAKE
The following is supposedly a true story.  To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read:

"You will gain admiration from your pears."

Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.