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NURSE NANCY
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.

'She's out of control!' the first doctor says. 'She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'

'That's nothing,' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!' 

All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

'OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'