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SUBSTITUTING RATS FOR LAWYERS
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health)  substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? 
Three reasons:   
1. There are more lawers then rats.
  2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for  them.
  3. There are some things a rat will not do.