JOKE COLLECTION 24 - Light bulb jokes jokes

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JOKE COLLECTION 24
Q:  How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

Q:  How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

Q:  How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Q:  How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you ? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

Q:  How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Huh? The light's out?

Q:  How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  What lightbulb?

Q:  How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  None: They concern themselves with inner light.

Q:  How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.